No Excuse Not To Have A Merry Christmas

by The Dead End Streets

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Got no excuse Not to have a Merry Christmas I’m filled with joy when I prefer it listless I search my life for a reason To curse this God damned season But Santa brought me all my Christmas wishes So I got no excuse Not to have A Merry Christmas I always like to play the naughty role I prefer my stocking filled with coal But I’ve spent some time this year beneath the mistletoe and the Christmas Spirit took control Got no excuse Not to have a Merry Christmas I’m filled with joy when I prefer it listless I search my life for a reason To curse this God damned season But Santa brought me all my Christmas wishes So I got no excuse Not to have A Merry Christmas I don’t like the taste of ginger bread That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas I don’t think I look so good in red That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas I don’t like to act jolly and gay That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas I don’t think my roof can hold that sleigh That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas The poinsettia will kill my cat, at least that’s what I’m told That’s a wives tale. Ok, boys, I’m sold Got no excuse Not to have a Merry Christmas I’m filled with joy when I prefer it listless I search my life for a reason To curse this God damned season But Santa brought me all my Christmas wishes So I got no excuse Not to have Merry Christmas So I got no excuse not to have A Merry Christmas I got no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas
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This Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart For bringing a wintry breeze It’s 95 degrees this Pittsburgh Christmas Eve But in this house you could freeze The globe is warming, there’s no denying But your frigidness keeps me from frying That’s why this Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart Going to the swimming pool On the day of yule May feel pretty cool, but it’s not It’s way too hot But you’re an instant climate change You bring freezing rain To a sunny day And snow To my ho, ho, ho This Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart For bringing a wintry breeze It’s 95 degrees this Pittsburgh Christmas Eve But in this house you could freeze The globe is warming, there’s no denying But your frigidness keeps me from frying That’s why this Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart In Paleoclimatology They all agree The change we see Is grave Not a little heat wave But you are like a Northern wind You blow in Summer ends To be blunt, You’re a stone cold front This Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart For bringing a wintry breeze It’s 95 degrees this Pittsburgh Christmas Eve But in this house you could freeze The globe is warming, there’s no denying But your frigidness keeps me from frying That’s why this Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart Man, it’s hot out here Come on baby, put a little chill in my bones

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Two original Christmas song.

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released December 1, 2018

Featuring The Weapons of Brass Destruction

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