No Excuse Not To Have A Merry Christmas

by The Dead End Streets

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Two original Christmas song.

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released December 1, 2018

Featuring The Weapons of Brass Destruction

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Track Name: No Excuse Not To Have A Merry Christmas
Got no excuse
Not to have a Merry Christmas
I’m filled with joy when I prefer it listless
I search my life for a reason
To curse this God damned season
But Santa brought me all my Christmas wishes
So I got no excuse
Not to have
A Merry Christmas

I always like to play the naughty role
I prefer my stocking filled with coal
But I’ve spent some time this year beneath the mistletoe
and the Christmas Spirit took control

Got no excuse
Not to have a Merry Christmas
I’m filled with joy when I prefer it listless
I search my life for a reason
To curse this God damned season
But Santa brought me all my Christmas wishes
So I got no excuse
Not to have
A Merry Christmas

I don’t like the taste of ginger bread
That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas
I don’t think I look so good in red
That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas
I don’t like to act jolly and gay
That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas
I don’t think my roof can hold that sleigh
That’s no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas
The poinsettia will kill my cat, at least that’s what I’m told
That’s a wives tale.
Ok, boys, I’m sold

Got no excuse
Not to have a Merry Christmas
I’m filled with joy when I prefer it listless
I search my life for a reason
To curse this God damned season
But Santa brought me all my Christmas wishes
So I got no excuse
Not to have
Merry Christmas
So I got no excuse not to have
A Merry Christmas
I got no excuse not to have a Merry Christmas
Track Name: Climate Change Christmas
This Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart
For bringing a wintry breeze
It’s 95 degrees this Pittsburgh Christmas Eve
But in this house you could freeze
The globe is warming, there’s no denying
But your frigidness keeps me from frying
That’s why this Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart

Going to the swimming pool
On the day of yule
May feel pretty cool, but it’s not
It’s way too hot

But you’re an instant climate change
You bring freezing rain
To a sunny day
And snow
To my ho, ho, ho

This Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart
For bringing a wintry breeze
It’s 95 degrees this Pittsburgh Christmas Eve
But in this house you could freeze
The globe is warming, there’s no denying
But your frigidness keeps me from frying
That’s why this Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart

In Paleoclimatology
They all agree
The change we see
Is grave
Not a little heat wave

But you are like a Northern wind
You blow in
Summer ends
To be blunt,
You’re a stone cold front

This Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart
For bringing a wintry breeze
It’s 95 degrees this Pittsburgh Christmas Eve
But in this house you could freeze
The globe is warming, there’s no denying
But your frigidness keeps me from frying
That’s why this Christmas time I’m thankful for your frozen heart

Man, it’s hot out here
Come on baby, put a little chill in my bones

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